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avoiding tension: ch. 1so there we were, surrounded by bears, eating marshmellows and sitting by a boiling lake when all of a sudden there came this lady and she was all 'hey guys whats up' and we were both like who is this lady and we said 'we're surrounded by bears can you help us' and then she said 'no i can't but i can go get help for you guys' and we were just so confused because why were we surrounded by bears, where did we get the marshmellows from and who was this lady? it was the most baffling thing.avoiding tension: ch. 1 by ~KatTheMongoose
so the bears are closing in and they look kind of dangerous so my friend and i are starting to get nervous and we're both thinking 'where is this lady?? like doesn't she know we're going to get mauled by bears?' so finally she comes back with ranger rick and we're like 'please don't shoot the bears they're probably hungry because they need food before winter'.
ranger rick looked at us and just laughed and through a sack of steaks over yonder. the bears chased after it and ranger rick came over to us.